Meet the FLORENCE ROBY team: Jasper
In our new meet the team blog series, we get to know some of the people who make Florence Roby tick. We’re kicking off with undoubtedly the most important member of our team…
Name:
Jasper Roby
Job Title:
Head of Office Security … although treats are accepted as bribes and will often get me to let down my guard. I am not afraid to look the other way if biscuits are involved.
How long have you been working with Florence Roby?
10 glorious years. That’s 70 dog years of unwavering loyaltyand snack surveillance, you know; I’m an industry veteran.
Tell us a little bit about the job you do for Florence Roby and what you’re responsible for?
I wear many collars. I’m responsible for boosting team morale at all times, doorbell security, lunchtime crumb patrol – a task I take extremely seriously – and occasional napping demonstrations. I also double as the team’s counsellor and run a very effective emotional support programme – belly rubs, free snuggles and soulful stares.
What does a typical day look like for you?
I like to arrive fashionably late, inspect the premises, do a full perimeter check (mostly under desks for biscuit remnants) and then nap until noon, with a brief wake up to bark at the postman and patrol for sandwich activity. After lunchtime crumb patrols, afternoons usually involve more napping. Whenever possible, I clock off early for a well-earned nap.
What do you enjoy most about working for Florence Roby?
The humans. They’re well-trained and get 10/10 for ear scratches. And their uniform fabrics? Practically chew-proof. Believe me, I’ve tried.
What’s the most memorable moment you’ve had whilst working at Florence Roby?
The Great Chicken Sandwich Heist of 2019. Still unsolved. Let’s just say the evidence mysteriously disappeared... No comment.
What do you think sets Florence Roby apart from other uniform suppliers?
We’re stylish, we’re sustainable, we’re family run and our uniforms are the comfiest you’ll find. Plus no one minds if I snore during meetings. Try finding that elsewhere. That’s the kind of inclusive culture you don’t sniff out every day.
What’s a skill you bring to the team that you’re particularly proud of?
I can sense when someone’s about to eat lunch from three rooms away. No one has ever successfully snuck a sandwich past me.
If you could switch jobs with anyone at the company for a day, who would it be and why?
The van driver. Windows down, ears flapping, endless new smells — it’s the dream.
Describe the company culture in three words:
Pawsitive. Stylish. Snack-friendly.
What was your favourite thing to do as a child?
Chew. Everything. Shoes, slippers, the sofa, one unfortunate USB cable…
Tell us something about you that most people don’t know?
I once photobombed the company Christmas card dressed as a reindeer. They still use it today. You’re welcome.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?
The ability to open the fridge. Imagine the possibilities.
What’s your go-to comfort food?
Roast chicken… Although in truth, I’d take anything that hits the floor. Five-second rule? Please, I’m faster than that.
If Florence Roby had a mascot, what or who would it be and why?
Already sorted. It’s me. Fluffy. Fierce. Fabulous. Case closed.
What would you sing at a karaoke night?
“Who Let the Dogs Out?”
If you could host a talk show, who would be your first guest?
The postman. We’ve got unfinished business and a lot to unpack.
What’s the weirdest thing on your desk right now?
A squeaky donut toy, a chewed pen and someone’s slipper. No idea how it got there. 👀
